congrats to whoever made this account
I never thought I’d ever read anything as miraculous as this
This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
Things I Need
- good skin
- a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
The goofiest moments from our 5 seconds of summer interview
back-to-school tip: dont talk to me
August 16, 2014 - Detroit, MI
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
Please help, I need to prove this kid that everybody has listened to at least one of this bands:
- Blink 182
- Green Day
- Fall Out Boy
- My Chemical Romance
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM
WHO WOULDN’T LISTEN TO THEM